Eggs, part one. Of many.

Eggs part 1

 

Eggs are amazing. Even merely as a foodstuff, they are just incredible.

 

They are portable, healthy, convenient, cheap, tasty, and easy to cook or incredibly showy, depending on what you do with them. And they are one of the original ‘fast foods’— when we domesticated chickens 5000 years ago a side effect was a calorie dense, protein rich, portable food.

 

They are full of the amino acids that help build muscle (leucine). They have choline which is helps your brain think, focus and motivate (wow— I think I need more eggs for breakfast!). Choline also helps your liver do its job.

 

And if you remember the scare about eggs and heart disease in the 1980’s (possibly like me you had a mother who threw them all away at that point, along with bacon and ham and whatever other food was being vilified at the time), it’s interesting to note that they are now saying that apparently there is no measurable increased risk of heart disease with moderate egg consumption (7 whole eggs a week) unless you are a diabetic. In a study of nearly 120,000 people, that’s what they came up with.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10217054?dopt=Citation

 

And actually, if you are at risk for macular degeneration and eye cataracts, you’re best to eat eggs, because eggs protect the eye.

 

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16340654?dopt=Citation

 

However, they do say that is you have heart disease already, or have already had a stroke, then you may be good avoiding more than three eggs yolks a week. That leaves you all the whites you could want, though.

 

So, as with pretty much everything you’ll see from me, eggs are great in moderation. Eat them without fear, but not all of them at once. And watch what you eat them with— They™ are thinking that since eggs are often served with high fat, high sodium foods, it could be merely that eggs like associating with trouble makes, not that they are in themselves troublemakers.

 

Right now, I will start with what makes them one of the most magical foods we can eat. The chemistry in the simple egg, that makes it into the magician it can be.

 

Let’s start with the yolk. The gooey, rich golden part that dribbles onto the potatoes or that you dip your toast into for breakfast foods. But it’s not just the xanthophyll— the yellow in the yolk that can add its color to make food pretty

 

It’s also capable of convincing acid and fat (two of my favorite things) to stick together, to get their combined flavor into your mouth in an unctuous smoothness. Every one knows that oil and water don’t mix, but we also know that things like mayonnaise and hollandaise are delicious, and most of us know that eggs are part of that. And it’s the chemistry of the egg yolk that does it. Eggs have some amino acids that repel water, and some that attract water. But it’s not just that. The lethicin, which is a phospholipid (part fat, part salt) is sort of like a tadpole, who likes sticking it’s head in water and its tail in fat. So you have your mayo and hollandaise so irresistible.

 

So when you mix that egg yolk into your butter and lemon juice combination, you get the double force of the amino acids and the lethicin working to make some parts of the yolk stick to the lemon juice while other parts will stick to the butter, and you can dip your tater tots into a little bit of heaven.
I’m paranoid about my eggs, and like them cooked, so I make my hollandaise sauce in a double boiler, although many people will say you can do it fine in a blender. If I had a friend with chickens, I’d do that, but I don’t right now.

 

½ cup of butter, cut up into dice. Reserve ½!

2 egg yolks

1T lemon juice

1 tsp minced garlic, shallot, green onion, whatever you have

black pepper

melt the ¼ cup butter in the double boiler. Add the rest of the ingredients, and mix well. When it is all melted and mixed, add the last of the butter and remove from heat while stirring. Serve immediately.

German Aprilscherz and its Effects on Urban Legends

As April the first arrives on our calendar, some of us will be concerned about a prankster friend putting out on Facebook, or through conversation, that a well-loved celebrity or family member has died, or that some unexpected or outrageous calamity has befallen another country, or that some politician has done yet another stupid thing.  And we read or hear such items and experience our moment of shock or wonder and then get hit with an ‘April Fools’, and feel a bit foolish.  But that’s something small, and relatively personal.  We certainly wouldn’t expect that our trusted media outlets would do such a thing.

Unless we were German.

Anecdotal evidence supports the idea that Germans seem to enjoy the personal April Fools’ pranks (Aprilscherz) as much as the rest of us, but German newspapers have traditions going back over a century of perpetrating hoax news stories on April 1st both to amuse the wary and play a trick on the unwary.  Someone caught by a personal Aprilcherz is both alerted to the fact that they have been duped and ridiculed with a quick “April! April!”.  But your newspaper doesn’t let on at all.

The origins of these sorts of activities are difficult to pinpoint, and while some attribute it to the introduction of Christianity and the resultant ‘shaming’ of those who followed pagan Spring rites, other experts on the subject would point to a firm date from 1530.  At the Diet of Ausburg in 1530, one of the topics slated to be decided was the regulation of coinage.  The coinage topic, however, was never discussed, so a Münztag (money/minting day) was announced for April 1, but nothing was resolved by then, so the date came and went without a change to coinage.  Speculators who had invested based on this change found themselves at a loss, and were ridiculed as fools, thus starting the tradition.

Whether either of those are the true origin is all but impossible to say.  The first real reference to it in Germany comes from Bavaria in 1618 as “in den April schicken” (to make an April fool of).  By 1854, Aprillsnarr is in Grimms Deutschem Wörterbuch, but not the Aprilcherz (April Fool’s Trick), which appears somewhere in the last half of the 19th century.

1900 - Echinocereus dahliaeflorus, Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung1900 - Echinocereus dahliaeflorus, Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung
1900 – Echinocereus dahliaeflorus, Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung1900 – Echinocereus dahliaeflorus, Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung

We can see some of these in things like the Echinocereus dahliaeflorus of 1900, which was a cactus invented by the imagination of the staff of Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung, a gardening journal.  The same journal also brought forth more imaginative things in their next April issue of 1901, such as phosphorescent clematis plants (complete with an illustration of Herr Möller reading by the light of ‘sunflower lamps’ in his garden in the evening), a new popular trend of growing fruit trees in the likeness of the Kaiser, and the discovery of hybrid bottle gourds and grapes that yielded ripe fruit full of Rhine wine.

1901 – Herr Moller reading by Sunflower Lamps and Fruit trees grown to resemble Kaiser Willhelm II, Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung
1901 – Herr Moller reading by Sunflower Lamps and Fruit trees grown to resemble Kaiser Willhelm II, Möllers Deutsche Gärtner Zeitung

Others capitalized on current events elsewhere and sought to bring some of that back home, as when, in 1923, a Berlin paper revealed that as the city’s underground railway was being excavated, workers had come upon a large, ancient building that contained many mummies and Egyptian antiquities.  Quoting an expert “Dr. Lirpa”, this confirmed that the ancient Egyptians had formed a colony right there in Germany.  He also concluded that these finds rivaled the Pharaoh Tutankhamen’s tomb, which had just been opened on February 16th of that year by Howard Carter.

In mentioning Carter, one might remember the ‘Mummy’s Curse’ that affected the team that Carter lead.  That was, of course, media fiction.  While there was an inscription in Tutankhamen’s tomb on a shrine to Anubis that read “It is I who hinder the sand from choking the secret chamber. I am for the protection of the deceased”, after the death of the expedition’s sponsor, Lord Carnarvon (who had been in poor health and died of pneumonia in Cairo), a reporter quickly added to that inscription in his story “They who enter this sacred tomb shall swift be visited by wings of death”.  And thus, a curse was born that would live on in people’s minds.

I bring up that example to talk about another ‘Mummy’s Curse’ that gained precedence in the early 1900’s, and a German newspaper’s Aprilcherz helped it.  As recounted in a 1923 New York Times (London Office) article, in 1864, a European traveler was in Egypt and acquired a mummy, that of the Priestess Amen-Ra.  The purchaser lost all his money and died, two of his servants who handled the case died and one who hadn’t touched it, but had made disparaging remarks about it lost an arm to a gunshot wound.

1907 - The Unlucky Mummy, British Museum, Catalog Number:  EA22542
1907 – The Unlucky Mummy, British Museum, Catalog Number: EA22542

The mummy case then caused havoc to a photographer whose developed picture of it was of a beautiful woman overcome by pure evil and, horrified, he tried to sell it.  Other stories have it passing through several people’s hands before coming to the British Museum in 1889.  The man who contracted to take it there died a week later and one of his helpers broke his leg.  At the Museum, after a series of disturbances (visitors touching the case would die or have accidents soon after), the mummy was hidden away in a basement, killing another museum employee.

Finally, in 1912, an American, William Stead offered a large sum of money to take the mummy off the British Museum’s hands.  He had her loaded onto the ship that he was travelling home on, the Titanic, but the mummy took her revenge on the whole ship.  Stead (who actually went down with the ship) paid a substantial bribe to crewmembers and the mummy was one of the few things saved off the ship when it sank, and made the trip back to America.  Once there, the mummy was sold to a Canadian, who was intent on bringing it back to Europe, and it was in the hold of his travelling ship, The Empress of Ireland, which of course sank in the St. Laurence River in 1914.  Later news accounts would even say that the mummy was rescued before the ship sank, and was being shipped back to Europe on the Lusitania.

This legendary curse is seen as early as 1914 in The Milwaukee Journal (Malignant Mummy Banished By British Sank With The Titanic).  One of the things that lent credence to the Titanic Mummy Curse was an Aprilcherz article from the Berliner Tageblatt that discussed the mummy’s curse as real in 1907.  In reality, there has never been such a mummy at the British Museum, though they have a ‘mummy board’ the plastered and painted cover of the wooden case that would be inside a sarcophagus.  In 1934, Wallis Budge, Keeper of Egyptian Antiquities, wrote in response to the constant questions about the ‘Unlucky Mummy’: “… no mummy which ever did things of this kind was ever in the British Museum. …. The cover never went on the Titanic. It never went to America.”

1926 - Echo Continental– A triple-deck bus.
1926 – Echo Continental– A triple-deck bus.

Why put some blame on a German newspaper for all this?  Because most newspapers of that time (and even some media outlets today) looked to other papers for extra stories, and for validity.  Lionel Walsh, a Reuters journalist spoke of his time in Bonn when he picked up a “bright” – a minor news story to pass on.  He found a West German story about a sock-darning machine.  All one had to do was put one’s stockinged foot into the machine and it would darn it without injury to the wearer.  It was only after he was asked by a newspaper in the states for a followup story did he notice the date that it had been printed.  April 1.  Many such stories have been passed on, as with triple (1926) and quadruple (1931) -decker buses that were Aprilscherz for Echo Continental (the trade publication of the auto and truck parts manufacturer Continental AG).  These had people inquiring to newspapers as to how the buses could pass bridges and trolley electrical lines in safety.

1931 – Milwaukee Sentinel from an unnamed Berlin newspaper
1931 – Milwaukee Sentinel from an unnamed Berlin newspaper

But mummies aren’t the only ones that get urban legend status from Aprilcherz, so do little men from space.  In April of 1950, both the Wiesbadener Tagblatt and the Cologne Neue Illustrierte ran Aprilcherz about spacemen that had been captured by Americans.  The Wiesbadener photo was actually submitted to the FBI in May, who filed it appropriately, apparently not noting the date.   It was later released as fact to a UFO researcher 1979 after he filed

1950 - Wiesbadener Tagblatt  - A Martian in the USA
1950 – Wiesbadener Tagblatt – A Martian in the USA
1950 - Cologne Neue Illustrierte - Extraterrestrial Silverman
1950 – Cologne Neue Illustrierte – Extraterrestrial Silverman

a Freedom of Information Act request, and appeared in The Roswell Incident (Moore & Berlitz), an alien-conspiracy book in 1980.  The Cologne article didn’t have a government stamp, but was merely seen as legitimate news of Americans shooting down a spacecraft and taking the pilot prisoner. It ended up being included in books such as Flying Saucers from Outer Space (1953:Keyhoe) and The UFO Encyclopedia (1980:Sachs).  Once printed these books became the carriers of “factual” UFO information that ‘proved’ governmental cover-ups and perhaps led to even more conspiracy theories.

Even in our modern day, Aprilcherz are a continuing tradition.  In 2003, Tageszeitung put out a story on how the Americans were going to move their Berlin Embassy because it was in too close a proximity to the French Embassy.  The only way that the government would consider keeping the embassy in place, said the article, was if the name of the square the building was located on was changed from “Pariser” (Parisian).  In 2004, Application Systems Heidelberg put out a press release about an ‘iShave’ attachment for iPods, so you could listen to music and shave at the same time, everywhere.  And in 2013, Tagesschau (NDR) reported that the U.S. State Department would send his best man in the North Korean conflict: David Hasselhoff.  They also reported that “the TV superstar had been ‘warmly welcomed’ to the troubled country by leader Kim Jong-un, who, it said, was a big fan of Baywatch.”  And in 2014 the Frankfurter Rundschau published a rumor that Chancellor Andrea Merkel could be pregnant.

So, consider this your fair warning.  April 1st 2015 is here, and before you pass along that really amazing news, check the date.

Ice Dams

An ice dam is an occurrence where a ridge of ice forms along the edge of a roof such that melting water under the snow is blocked form leaving the roof by the ridge of ice.

Anatomy of a simple ice dam.
Anatomy of a simple ice dam.

 

Our roof has an area where ice dams form in a valley of the roof where water is channeled, which when it rains, is just fine. But in a longer, colder, snowier winter like we’re having this year, snow that is heated by heat from the house, or by the sun’s meager heat, melts and then refreezes as the cold gets to it.  In most places on our roof (even other valleys), this isn’t a problem, and the water refreezes as icicles.

 

Small icicles are a result of small amounts of melting where the water flows under the snow, and freezes where it reaches the colder edge of the roof or gutters.  But with an ice dam, the water sits behind the ridge of ice at the edge of the roof and freezes there, raising the height of the ridge, and producing a shelf of ice that goes back along the roof.  If this goes on long and far enough, the melted water backing up behind the ridge/shelf of ice gets up in under the shingles, and the heat of the house can keep this liquid and allow it to flow in under the shingles, through the roofing materials and into your walls.

 

Ours is bad due t several factors.  First, the valley is a place where you are more likely to get a larger amount of water.  Second, our house is old (built in 1898), and wasn’t designed to be heat efficient, so heat gets to the roof more (though, if we had some serious coal heat, it would probably melt all the snow as it fell …).  And third, the people who owned the house before we did had the bathroom just under the valley redone, and the contractors took out a bunch of the plaster, leaving an open space for hot air to go right up in under the roof and heat the snow just on the outside so the water flows down to the colder roof and freezes.

 

The major way to deal with an ice dam is to carve a channel through the ice to allow the backed up water to escape.  The first step toward doing this is to clear the snow away from the dam and as far up the roof from it as you can, because snow not only can melt to make more water, but also provides a layer of insulation that allows your roof to be warmer which can also lead to more water.

 

The second step is to cut the channel.  A relatively quick and easy way to do this is with a steam-cleaner.  I used our Wagner 915, and it worked well, though with 8-10” of ice, it took several tankfulls of steam to cut channels and remove a large section of ice in the valley.

 While this might seem slow, it is really safe for the roof, unlike trying to use a propane torch, heat gun/paint stripper, or even a hammer or hatchet.

 

Another option is to use calcium chloride (which melts ice at -25 degrees F), magnesium chloride (which melts ice at 0 degrees F), or rock salt (which melts ice at +25 degrees F) as a melting agent that is laid on the ice in a line to melt a channel. An easy way to insure that you have enough in the right place is to fill am old stocking or one leg of an old pair of pantyhose with the melting agent, and lay it so that it crosses the entire ice dam from the roof above the dam to where it can just hang over the edge.  This will ensure that you melt a nice channel down through the dam, and if you have enough of a melting agent in the stocking, it can keep the channel open even after further snowfall and melting.

 

These channels, once opened up, allow the new melt-water to make it over the edge of the roof, perhaps giving you icicles, but keeping it from building up and causing damage inside the house.

 

There are some preventative options.  Home Depot offers some calcium chloride bricks that you put up on your roof where you normally get ice dams before it snows and they will melt the snowfall and keep it liquid as it runs off the roof.  They are supposedly good for 12″ of snow before needing to be replaced, but realize that that’s about an inch of rain, if you are in a location that might go back and forth between liquid and solid forms of precipitation.

 

Another option would be to get a ‘heat tape’ or ‘heat line’ to run along your roof and gutters.

  Most all of these are ON as soon as you plug them in, so there are some temperature-based controllers that will turn them on when the temperature drops below a certain threshold, and turn them off when the temperature warms up enough, thus saving you on electricity costs, and from overheating your roofing. 

These lines are clipped to your shingles and are usually run in a zig-zag along the eaves to provide channels over the cooler overhang parts of the roof.

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