Yes, a fairly decent hummus that tastes vaguely like wings. Is it healthy? no. Is it healthier than wings? Hell yes. Is it perfect for the upcoming 716 Day? Yes!
(In case you didn’t know, 716 Day is a holiday brought to you from the City That Loves to Party to celebrate a date that matches our area code.
I love this town.)
I made this over the weekend and it was gone really quickly. So instead of giving the promised recipe, I am posting it here for everyone. So during this time of Wings being a highly sought for commodity, you can maybe ease your craving a tad.

So, you will need
~ 2-2.5 cups of chickpeas/ garbanzo beans/ ceci
3 T olive oil (add more if you need it for creamy hummus!)
2 T mayo
2 T Franks hot sauce (or hot sauce of your choice- change amount to fit your heat level)
2 tsp white vinegar
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp pepper

Blend if in your food processor for about 60 seconds.
Serve with chips, crackers, bread, carrots & celery.
Feel free to top it with blue cheese crumbles if you want.
Happy 716!